The 2008 National Grilled Cheese Month Campaign has concluded at Clementine, and the incumbent, Philly Cheese Steak, has won the general election to become the next Commander in Cheese. Garnering 36% of the vote in a field of five candidates, Philly Cheese Steak scored a convincing victory. Some would say a it's a mandate to put Philly Cheese Steak on the regular menu. Therefore Philly Cheese Steak has been officially inaugurated to the Clementine menu, and will begin building it's cabinet of other sandwiches in the coming days. In its address to the grilled-cheese-eating nation, Philly Cheese Steak paid tribute to it's roots in the birthplace of American democracy and vowed to devote it's first 100 days to passing lecheeselation to provide permanent protections for the melting class.

HAIL TO THE CHEESE!

EXIT POLL: Which of the following issues was most important to you when deciding which sandwich candidate to vote for?

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Week 2 Primary Results

Grilled Torta with cooked ham, cheese, roasted tomato mayo, and grilled jalapenos on pan especial (Partido de la Revolucion Queseosa) 24%

Bratwurst Rueben with gruyere, sauerkraut, 10,000 lakes dressing and dijon mustard on seeded rye bread (Schweinundkalbfleisch party) 17%

Monterey Jack with Roast Beef, bacon and horsradish mayo on multigrain bread (it's what's for dinner party) 16%

Havarti with Braised Leeks and whole grain mustard on multigrain bread (fancy party) 13%

Pimento Cheese with roasted sweet peppers and jalapenos on country white bread (tasty party) 9%

Write-In Candidates (various) 21%

1 comment:

Myles said...

Third? Third? Monterey Jack came in third? How is it the two sammies I voted for finished just barely above disgusting pimento? I want a recount! Are there dimpled cheeses?